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i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

moritartyparty:

steampoweredcupcake:

dirkedstrider:

kfcbuckets:

please graph your answer

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Graphing is where I draw the line.

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it seemed the best fit

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”

So, while everyone in my creative writing class wrote about film canisters full of lavender and a bottle opener linked to an abusive father I linked my tutors lipstick holder to the heroic story of ‘Dixie Normas’, the beefy bouncer turned drag queen who saved the first lipstick she ever used.

Looks like I’ve aced this class already.

alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading

What do you want Gandalf Greyhame? Let me guess: the key of Orthanc, or perhaps the key of Barad-dûr itself, along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards!

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.