i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”
So, while everyone in my creative writing class wrote about film canisters full of lavender and a bottle opener linked to an abusive father I linked my tutors lipstick holder to the heroic story of ‘Dixie Normas’, the beefy bouncer turned drag queen who saved the first lipstick she ever used.
Looks like I’ve aced this class already.
What do you want Gandalf Greyhame? Let me guess: the key of Orthanc, or perhaps the key of Barad-dûr itself, along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards!
#You know what I love about Vastra? #how ACCEPTING she is #even though she’s a far more advanced race #with psychic powers and unknown intelligence #she’s learned to love people and aliens for who they are and not for what they lack #instead of ignoring Clara or discounting her interest in what she assumed were advertisements #Vastra acknowledges Clara and engaged her in conversation #she could have easily rolled her eyes or #changed the subject to something else #or just looked down on her because she COULD #but she doesn’t #she meets her on her level #and that’s what she did with Jenny #and Strax #and that’s how a rejected lizard woman found a family… #Vastra could have easily become a bitter reptilian for everything she had gone through #shunned #called deformed… #but instead #through her suffering #she chose empathy (via riveralwaysknew)
Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.